Letters to Friends and Family 2001:  From New Zealand to Australia

25 January 2001 -- New Zealand

Dear Folks,

Howdy and/or g'day!  Long time no see.  And for us, long time no sea.  It has been so long since we've done any sailing, I hope I can still remember port from aft.  :-)

Since I last wrote, we flew from New Zealand over to Australia, which we then experienced on a very intimate basis:  inch by inch.  Or at least so it seemed from the back of a tandem bicycle on our 1500-mile odyssey from Brisbane to Melbourne, via Sydney for the Olympics.  Scene: a lonely outback Queensland road . . . kangaroos gently hopping, kookaburras chirping, koalas serenely nibbling in the treetops.  Action: suddenly speeding past the camera are two middle-aged Yanks on a tandem, pulling a gear-packed trailer, flying a very large Texas flag.  Yup, we were our own little parade.  Luckily, Aussies love the absurd, and we made a lot of friends.

Australia is actually a lot like Texas, except that the roadkill is kangaroo.  Other differences follow:  Aussies,* like Kiwis, put beets on their hamburgers; they drive on the left-hand side of the road; they have flying vampire-bats the size of large dogs, and insects you can ride; the women are all blond; everyone spends the lunch hour surfing; and the men take particular pride in pointing out that they play football without a helmet (rugby and "Aussie rules" football).

But seriously, Australia is a country with the approximate population of California living on a land mass the size of the continental United States.  Although the Crocodile Dundee myth evokes embarrassment in ultra-modern Sydney and sophisticated Melbourne, the country as a whole is rugged, under-developed, often magnificent, sometimes threatening, always large.  Self-sufficiency and brashness are not only admired but required.  Hundreds of miles of golden-sand beaches might be populated by a lone surfer.  Vast vineyards extend from the mountains to the sea.  Sleepy riverside townships still serve as central markets for local million-acre ranches.

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And if you are ever in a crowd and need to determine whether any Australians are present, merely mention the phrase: "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"  You will instantly get a full-throated roaring crowd response:  "Oi ! oi ! oi !"  Such was the chant** that for us defined the Sydney Olympics.

Which were truly phenomenal.  No matter how many times you see the Sydney Opera House and Harbour Bridge on television, the in-person real-time sight is certain to send a chill up your spine.  Sydney is one of the most beautiful, user-friendly, fun, cosmopolitan, dynamic cities I have ever visited.  Do not under any circumstances miss the chance to go.  The Games themselves were a blast:  huge crowds of loud rowdy urban Aussies, painted and be-flagged, dispensed beer and good will in equal measure.

Some high points of our Olympic experience follow:  

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the 40,000 volunteers who took lost-looking Yanks by the arm and walked us (how ya goin', mate? first time Down Under?) to the proper corner, subway stop, ticket line, etc.

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attending beach volleyball, tennis, gymnastics, equestrian cross-country, soccer, diving, triathlon, marathon, bicycle road racing, mountain biking, and --  best of all -- men's doubles ping pong.

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watching hours and hours of sold-out events on huge public TV screens with the local crowd chanting "Aussie Aussie Aussie . . . oi,  oi,  oi!" approximately every minute and a half

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hearing a Canadian contingent parody themselves and the "Aussie" chant by roaring "Canada, Canada, Canada . . . ey?  ey?  ey?"

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going to the nightly free post-event concerts and shows at Darling Harbour (with cafe-lined promenade, gardens, and glittering shopping mall) where the revelers were thick enough to crowd-surf

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jogging (okay, pretending I was Cathy Freeman) along the harbourside trails with the Bridge's Olympic rings lit up and glowing overhead

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listening to Alan explain to Aussies and foreign visitors that yes, Texans still mainly ride horses around town; and absolutely, most of us would feel naked without a handgun on our belt

We look forward to our return by boat to the land of Oz this summer for some diving on the Great Barrier Reef.  As for now, we have really enjoyed the holidays and a nice long visit with our families in Texas.  Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the wonderful hospitality and good fun.  Next week, we're heading home to New Zealand to resume our circumnavigation.  Y'all come see us now, hear?

Happy upcoming birthdays to Cathy, Judge, Scott, Brian, and Lauren.  A very happy and special anniversary to Jim & Andrea.  Cheers and much love, Liza & Alan

*  By the way, the word "Aussie" is pronounced "Awwzzie" to rhyme with "jaws-ee," not "Aahssie" to rhyme with "bossy."  Also, to my surprise, "Australia" is pronounced with all four syllables -- but "Australian" sounds as if it has only one -- "Strayn,"

** The full chant is as follows:  Aussie Aussie Aussie!  Oi  oi  oi!  Aussie Aussie Aussie!  Oi  oi  oi!  Aussie . . . oi!  Aussie . . . oi!  Aussie Aussie Aussie!   Oi  oi  oi!  I continue to hear it in my sleep.

          Photos -- Australian Bike Trip 2000

 

19 March 2001 -- Gulf Harbour, New Zealand (in transit)

Dear Folks,

        As most of you in our hometown know, Alan's mother passed away last week.  After the brief trip to Texas for her funeral, we return today to our boat in New Zealand.  We are thankful that we were merely hours -- and not days -- away from an airport when we received word.  Estelle has been quite ill for several years, and her death was not unexpected; still, it is so very comforting to have a loving family on which to rely during what is for everyone a sad and difficult time.

        So to the whole clan, our heartfelt thanks and love.  We will write again soon.  L&A

26 May 2001 -- Whangaparaoa, New Zealand

          Hi folks!

          I know I said this the same time last year, but this time I really mean it:  We'll be leaving New Zealand any day now (really).  I'm dreaming of beaches, hot sun, and the warm waters of Fiji, Vanuatu, and New Caledonia.  Alan is dreaming of shedding his cold-weather clothes.  Actually, he's dreaming of shedding all of his clothes.  The New Zealand climate has been a little tough on spontaneous nudity.  The crossing to Fiji should take about a week, after which we'll spend the remainder of the tropical Southern Hemisphere winter traversing the 3,000 miles to Cairnes, Australia.

          Last month we took a quick trip up the coast to the Bay of Islands and the kauri forests.  If you are a Lord of the Rings fan like I am, you might agree that the New Zealand kauri tree is a perfect prototype for Galadriel's Lothlorien.  It is silver-barked and magnificent; straight and tall with no branches until the crowning mammoth bower of leaves; and so large in girth, the old ones, that no fewer than a dozen people holding hands can encircle it.  The film version of Lord of the Rings has been in production on the South Island since we got here, and I'm guessing it will be an unintended tourist advertisement for the unique natural beauty that is the heart of New Zealand.

          But phenomenal natural beauty is not all that New Zealand is.  The people here grouse mildly about their economy, but the standard of living is uniformly high.  Kiwis worry about increasing crime, but violence is rare.  The month we arrived here a newscast reported that the search for a three-man gang of bank robbers had intensified, because at the last robbery one of the gang had brandished a screwdriver, and it was feared that someone would be hurt in the next attempt (!).  For over a year now, I have enjoyed the freedom to walk and jog alone carefree after dark, to leave my car unlocked at the mall.  Such freedom without risk is rare in the world, and I have savored it.

          Kiwis love to whinge* about race relations between the majority European descendants and the minority Maoris (the aboriginal population), but the two cultures seem to coexist more respectfully than most.  For example, the national anthem is sung once through in English and then once through in Maori (by everybody); and most signs and some TV news are given in both languages as well.  To see the entire New Zealand national rugby team do the Haka, a Maori war dance, before every game is downright multi-culturally inspiring.  Kiwis definitely grouse about national politics, but prime minister Helen Clarke (the second woman in a row to hold that position) has a combination of Clinton-like charismatic intellect and Janet Reno-like "the buck stops here" moral toughness that looks suspiciously like competence.  No country is without flaws, certainly -- and New Zealand has its share of scary problems with health care, almost no non-agricultural exports, a scanty national defense, loss of scarce tech-trainees to other countries, and the ever-present specter of being absorbed into Australia -- but the laid-back, fiercely independent, honest, eco-friendly, tolerant Kiwi lifestyle is one we profoundly admire and have grown to love deeply.  Good on ya, New Zealand.  And thanks for being so nice to all the Yanks.

          Back to the home front, we have very little to report other than that I continue my quest for blondeness and the ultimately organized boat, and Alan just continues to get better looking.  We are fully provisioned for six months; our new equipment is all up and running; and every piece of the old equipment is tested and sound.  As soon as we get a weather window north, we're heading back to sea.

          Congratulations to Stephanie for her imminent graduation from high school.  Happy birthday to Rick, Matthew, Jim, Michelle, and John W.  Happy belated birthday to Dan, Judy, and Andrea.  Happy anniversaries to Mom & Jack, Kurt & Claire, Nancy & Naikang, and Brent & Michelle.  And thanks most especially to Jeff on Sea Witch and Deaken on Yankee for helping us get the new cockpit radar installed in our own lifetimes :-).

           Fair winds to all, Liza

           * Kiwi for "complain."

 

2 July 2001 -- Yasawa Islands, Fiji

Dear Folks,

          Having explored fabulous Fiji for about a month, we will be making the 600-mile crossing to Espirito Santo, Vanuatu, in the next few weeks.  I will post this letter when I can.

          The 1200-mile passage from New Zealand to Fiji last month went just fine.  The weather in that stretch of water has claimed two boats so far this season when low-pressure areas exploded into major storms.  So we waited, albeit impatiently, for a big, fat, safe weather window and rode it all the way to Fiji.  The crossing took exactly six days: two with no wind at all (we motored on a glassy sea); two with perfect winds (20-25 knots on the beam); and two under somewhat exhilarating conditions (25-40 knots of wind, close-hauled, with 10- to 20-foot breaking head-seas).  After a year on land, we were just a little rusty, but all's well that ends well.

          And ending in Fiji is definitely ending well.  There is no finer voyaging destination than this paradise of the South Seas.  The country is a collection of about 300 postcard-perfect islands and reefs scattered over more than 800,000 square miles of deep blue ocean.  To experience all of Fiji would take years.  Our visit has been confined to the westernmost bit -- the Yasawa Group, the Mamanuca Group, and Viti Levu.

          We have spent about half the time in tourist areas and half in the more primitive outer islands, which are controlled by hereditary chiefs of villages not so very different today than when Captain Bligh arrived in 1789.  (Well, ok, the villagers back then probably wouldn't have been wearing Nike t-shirts, and they no longer pinch guests to see if they would be tasty for dinner, but you get my point.)  Fijians take much pride in preserving the best parts of their traditional way of life  -- not behind glass in a museum but in the daily activities of many thousands of island villagers, eschewing television and all modern conveniences, usually even electricity; and choosing -- at least so they tell us -- to live in thatch-roofed, dirt-floored subsistence off the sea and the land.

          One cultural phenomenon is the practice of sevu-sevu.  On arrival, all visitors must pay their respects and secure the freedom of the village by presenting the chief with a gift of kava root, from which is made the hallucinogenic, dishwater-like ceremonial drink of kava.  One sets the bundle of roots at the chief's feet, waits for the clap of hands that indicates acceptance of the gift, and hopes fervently to avoid the honor of being offered a bowl of kava to celebrate the new friendship.

          Last year's violent race-based coup here is still a mystery, both as to cause and lasting effect.  As you may recall, a group of armed aboriginal-Fijians, led by George Speight and supported by the military, overthrew the newly elected ethnic-Indian prime minister and his cabinet by incarcerating them and some of their family members until they resigned.  In the process, the country's constitution was suspended, and many people were injured, some killed, in extensive rioting and looting. 

          The population here is now about half aboriginal-Fijian and about half of Indian descent.  Indians were originally brought in as indentured servants in the early 20th Century to work the sugar cane fields.  Now, although Fijian Indians are still prevented by law from owning real estate anywhere in Fiji,  they comprise almost 100% of the merchant and entrepreneur classes, and they control commerce.  Some say that when the country recently elected an Indian prime minister,  the ethnic-Fijians reverted to age-old tribal violence against the non-indigenous half of the population in a desperate attempt to prevent losing their own self-determination and traditional way of life, as native cultures certainly have lost elsewhere.  Some say that  cash was at issue -- massive profits confiscated in the coup for mahogany forests planted by Indian leaseholders 20 years ago.  Some say that people of different races and religions just can't coexist amicably, even in paradise. 

          All we know is that isolated, gruesome retaliatory murders are still taking place on the mainland; and that we have seen a tent city of hundreds of Indian families thrown off their (leased) land during the coup, with the losses of their crop, equipment, personal property, inventories, and livelihoods.  Even with the best of luck, the courts will be decades sorting it out.  If luck runs out completely, this country may be the odds-on location for the world's next bout of genocide.  If you are planning to visit Fiji, we would advise you to stick to the resort islands and avoid the Mainland in September during the elections and during George Speight's capital trial for treason unless you plan to cover the turmoil for CNN.

          Having said all that, I will stop speaking of Fijians -- who as individuals, by the way, are quite friendly, peace-loving, and among the most interesting we've met in the Pacific  -- and resume speaking of Fiji itself.  The beaches are soft and endless; the sea and reefs are brilliant.  Diving and snorkeling, we have seen nothing but beauty and abundance -- huge schools of pelagic fish; many large white-tip sharks; a foot-long lionfish; hundreds of different species of brilliant reef fish, many of them new to us; rays; sea snakes; giant clams; and a wide variety of colorful coral bursting with life.  

          We are particularly happy that Lynn and Sue, visitors from our hometown, got to see some of the best beaches and underwater show Fiji has to offer (even though they also had to go through a full-blown gale overnight on a mooring at Musket Cove!)  We can't wait to see their photos.

          And now we have some really good news.  Alan has been accepted to a fellowship in pain control (a sub-specialty of anesthesia) with Michael Cousins, a world leader and innovator in that field, at Royal North Shore Hospital in Sydney, Australia.  So we are very happy to announce that we will be living in Sydney from October until next June before resuming our route around the rest of the world.

          In closing, we would like to pay our final respects to fellow voyager Rowland Smith -- a much-decorated former fighter pilot, Olympic sailing judge, fine man, and good friend.  While Rowland and his wife Kris were trying to save their boat Feisty Lady from a lee shore in a sudden storm in the Ha'apai Group of Tonga last month, Rowland suffered a heart attack and passed away.  Our thoughts and love are with Kris as she flies back to the States to bury him at Arlington Cemetery.  We got to know the Feisties when we crossed the Pacific together (on the same radio net with about a dozen other boats) in 1999.  Just a couple of months ago in New Zealand, Rowland joked with us about organizing a reunion at some virtually unreachable destination for that group of folks in about 20 years.  Rowland's bright dry wit, cherubic face, Santa beard, white ponytail, and waste-not-a-minute energy will never, ever be forgotten.  Our hats are off to Sea Witch, Frenzy II, and Yankee for being there for Kris in Tonga.  Friends can read Frenzy II's firsthand account of the storm by clicking here.   Bye, Rowland.  I wish we had done a better job of letting you know how much we admired and appreciated you while you were here.

Love, Liza

 

6 September 2001 -- Cairnes, Australia

          Hi!  We had a great week on the Great Barrier Reef and in the rainforests of Cairnes, Australia, with our visitors from home -- Dad, Fran, Julie, and Robert.  We'll post a letter and photos of Vanuatu and the passage to Australia in the next update.  For now, here's our letter from Fiji (written in July).  Cheers, Liza

 

15 November 2001 -- Sydney, Australia

Dear Folks,

         It feels surreal to be so far from home when so much has been happening.  And it seems almost obscene to talk about sailing and lightheartedness when our country has been attacked and is at war.  For the first time on this trip, Alan and I have felt badly homesick. But we are well and, all things considered, making the most of living for a short while in one of the great cities of the world.

      Our passage to Australia's Great Barrier Reef from Vanuatu took about six days, three of which were in an unpredicted helluva southerly gale.  It was wet and wild and rodeo-rough, but we made excellent time with all that wind on the beam.  

        Later in better weather, still out in the middle of the Coral Sea about 24 hours east of the Australian coast, Alan began hearing over the roar of the waves a deepening buzzing noise.  Amid panicked thoughts of which equipment could be malfunctioning -- and so loudly! -- he turned his head aft and nearly jumped out of his skin.  Right on our tail, level with Alan's eyes, flying up our stern, was an Australian Customs plane, which proceeded to roll and soar and dip and waggle its wings in a virtuoso display of exuberant welcome and warning that we were in Aussie waters.  Alan now knows what he wants to do when he grows up.  I was just glad we happened to have all our clothes on at the time.

        The 2,000-mile trip down the east coast of Queensland, Australia, from Cairnes to Sydney was a real challenge -- strong winds right on the nose, strange currents, short choppy confused seas, squalls that would hit from out of nowhere and knock us down, thousands of tiny islands and rocks to navigate around.  It took us six weeks.  I still don't know whether the ports we visited along the way were as fabulous as I remember, or whether I was just suffering from post-traumatic tacking disorder.

        Right before we limped whimpering into Sydney Harbour, Alan said very quietly, "Look to starboard."  Between us and the entrance channel, about 30 yards away, was swimming slowly and nonchalantly on the surface a great white shark at least 20 feet long (and I err on the side of understatement for fear I won't be believed).  This is a tough country.

        But we have now settled the boat into a snug little marina a few miles northeast of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, and we have all the comforts of home.  My sole complaint is that we don't have nearly enough time to catch up on several years of TV watching.  Alan is putting in long, full days at Royal North Shore Hospital for his research fellowship in pain management, and he's absolutely loving it.  (More about that in the next letter.)  Something interesting to do is almost always going on in this town -- wine festivals, ethnic food fairs, major sporting events, concerts, exhibits, Russell Crowe sightings.  Moreover, we have been meeting a lot of Sydneysiders, who often express their support of America by inviting the only Yanks they know (us) over for drinks and/or a bountiful meal.  We accept all invitations solemnly in the name of Americans everywhere.  :-) 

        And before I forget, I should mention that Prime Minister John Howard was overwhelmingly re-elected here last week on a platform whose main planks were 100% support of the American cause against terrorism and the related policy of policing their own borders with continued diligence.  Among the long-term friends Americans have in this world, Aussies have to be among the staunchest, with a frontier-molded culture and economy strikingly similar to our own.  Dave Barry once said, after a trip to the Far East where he observed a powerful social pressure to conform, that it would be easier to get the entire population of Japan to wear matching outfits for the rest of their lives than to get any three Americans to agree on pizza toppings.  Well, the Aussies are like that, too, except they would also lay sizable bets as to the exact time the pizza would arrive and what color hat the delivery person would be wearing.  Aussie fanatical devotion to anything that might conceivably be construed as a sporting event  -- and pizza delivery would be well in -- makes Green Bay Packer cheeseheads look indifferent to football.  But like individual Americans they do come together in a crisis.  In just one example, the several thousand Australian and Kiwi workers of a failing and now-defunct airline, though they knew for a fact they would be losing their jobs in a short time, gave their day's salary from September 11th to the American firefighters' fund.  I still have a hard time thinking about that without choking up.

        So anyway, we're here and we plan to stay in Sydney for at least seven more months, possibly longer, for Alan to finish his fellowship.  As for me, I have resumed writing sailing articles and have started writing a (gulp) novel.  About twice a week I send myself a rejection slip so I'll get used to getting them. 

        Happy Thanksgiving to all the Americans from a couple of homesick Yanks Down Under.  And to the rest of our friends around the world, we appreciate you very, very much.  Thank you.  Love, Liza

 

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